Lady's Profile

❤️ So, who am I looking for? Not your average knight in shining armor. I don't need someone to rescue me; I can handle a rogue band-aid or two myself. But a partner in crime? Now that's an adventure I'm interested in. ️‍♀️️‍♂️

Here's the lowdown on my ideal partner:

Can make me laugh until my sides hurt (bonus points for puns, because I'm the queen of them).
Is comfortable in his own skin, weirdness and all. We all have baggage, let's just unpack it together.
Has a healthy dose of wanderlust. Whether it's exploring a new city or just trying that weird new restaurant across town, I'm down for anything. ️
Appreciates sarcasm (because if you can't handle me at my most sarcastic, you don't deserve me at my best).
Is kind, compassionate, and has a heart of gold. Because let's face it, looks fade, but a good soul is forever.

⭐️ Orysia is here, but my friends call me Oksa and I don't know why)))) It sounds even different ))) Which do you like more?

By day, I'm a Florence Nightingale in scrubs, wielding a stethoscope instead of a lamp. I spend my days stitching up egos (along with the occasional wound), dispensing laughter alongside medication, and reminding grumpy grandpas that they're not that old (even if they act like it sometimes).

But when I take off the white coat, I'm a whirlwind of contradictions. I can be sipping tea with Jane Austen in the morning and moshing at a Rammstein concert by night. I'm a bookworm who secretly loves trashy reality TV (don't judge!). I can quote Shakespeare and then quote Borat in the same breath (without irony, I might add). Basically, I'm never boring, and I promise our dates won't be either.

✅ If you think you can handle this wild, wonderful kind of a woman )))), u are on right way! But be warned, I have a feeling this won't be just another online fling.